It seems like every other day we find out there is a new celebrity sex tape. Everyone has one: Pamela, Paris, R. Kelly, even Screech from "Saved By the Bell" has a sex tape. Now we get word of a new one.
Verne Troyer. Yes, Mini-me. I can't possibly explain to you how weird this is.
Now don't take offense, I have NOTHING against short people. But for some reason this is just creepy. I see these photos and all I can think of is a dementor sucking the life out of Harry Potter. It's just...scary.


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