After a long day of waiting in line at the "American Idol" auditions in Jacksonville, here's a nice long list of one-liners for you:
The cast of "Dallas" is having a reunion and you're invited!
Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black are working on a new show for Comedy Central.
Kung Fu Panda 2 and Madigascar 3 are in the works.
For those of you who watch Lifetime's "Army Wives," show creator Katherine Fugate has been discharged.
The Jonas Brothers have a huge opening day....::shiver::
Ellen Burstyn is joining the cast of "Law & Order: SVU" as Stabler's mom.
Shia and his busted hand are back on the set of "Transformers 2."
Orlando Bloom and Liam Neeson are joining up for a film on Sarajevo.
Ooh! Ooh! I want an Invisibility Cloak for Christmas!!
No "Serenity" sequel says Joss Whedon.
Check out this guy's condiment package collection.
Anybody want a "Battlestar Galactica" toaster?
Tom Cruise's "Valkyrie" needs to make up its mind.
Billy Bob Thornton might play Freddie Kruger. How cool is that?
Could this be a sign that Britney is on the road to being sane again?
James Franco is hinting at a combined "Superbad"/"Pineapple Express" sequel.
And lastly..."Entourage" is back Sept. 7. So is the premiere of "True Blood."
I really, really, really want that BSG toaster!