I'm over it. Please stop writing stories about Susan Boyle. Associated Press? Do we really need a story every time Boyle changes her clothes?Yes, I get it. She's a good singer. Guess what? Ugly people have been able to sing in the past. Odds are they will in the future.
Boyle dyed her hair? We need a new story! She put on a leather jacket? We need a new story!
To quote the most recent episode of "South Park," "if one more person talks to me about that Susan Boyle performance of "Les Miserables" I was going to puke my ***** out through my mouth."
So please, Susan, I know you can sing. We all know you can sing. The clock has struck 15.
Go away.
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Most Boyles will disappear within two weeks with simple home treatment.