The 2009 version.
1. If you do MVP's "straight-up ballin" jump shot out in public for no apparent reason.
2. If you do John Cena's, "You can't see me" with your hand under those automatic bathroom faucets to get the water to come on.
3. If you can't get Randy Orton's "I Hear Voices In My Head" song out of your mind.
That's all I'm going to bother posting. I'm interested in your submissions. Kindly post them below.
SHOW REVIEWS
ECW: ECW's D- grade from my last post gets a boost to a D grade with the addition of several FCW wrestlers. Yoshi Tatsu will be a consistent performer, and Sheamus has a bright future in this business. I didn't think it was wise that Shelton Benjamin took Tatsu so lightly, but I'm sure he'll get the next win over Tatsu. The main event (Vladimir Kozlov/William Regal beating Tommy Dreamer/Christian) was dry, although WWE teased feuds between both teammates. Abraham Washington is better on the microphone than what I thought, but the Bella Twins dragged him down.
LATEST HEADLINES AND MY REACTS
Fun contest at
http://www.diva-dirt.com/50sexiestdivas2009/ REACT: Here were my votes: Group A (Tiffany), Group B (Torrie Wilson edges out Stacy Keilber and then Eve), Group C (Lita) and Group D (Velvet Sky). Group E is up now. My vote goes to Kelly Kelly.
Christian says he wants more matches with Jack Swagger, Tyson Kidd and Evan Bourne. REACT: No chance of that happening any time soon since Christian is the only one left in ECW.
Vickie Guerrero rumor of her reportedly only being paid $500 per appearance. REACT: Rumors are just that, rumors. If the number is accurate, it's low.
WWE and NASCAR are the only top-10 major sports sites that dropped in hits. REACT: Funny, I've clicked on both of those sites less than in previous years also.
WWE reportedly lightens up on marijuana test violations. REACT: This is like the on-again, off-again relationships that teenagers have.
THQ in conflict with Jakks Pacific that might mean no WWE video game next year. REACT: Expect the sides to resolve their issues.
Joey Styles banned from political rants on Twitter. REACT: I'm surprised this didn't happen weeks ago.
Ex-WWE official Dave Hebner said he made $218,000 in WWE in his best year. REACT: That's a nice gig and nice chunk of change for slapping your hand to the mat three times (Settle down, I realize there's much more to it than that).
All charges against Brian Blair dropped due to him acting in self defense. REACT: Good for Blair.
Rowdy Roddy Piper released on $5,000 bail after being arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. REACT: Please keep Piper in your thoughts this month, when he appears in court July 23, and beyond.
Torrie Wilson tells the Baltimore Sun that WWE.com wouldn't do a "Vote for Torrie" for her celebrity show. REACT: That's pathetic, as a cheap plug would have won Torrie this event.
Melina puts over Alicia Fox as a future star. REACT: I've only seen Alicia wrestle mostly on FCW, and I can't force my opinion to agree with Melina on that yet.
JBL reportedly gives up drinking. REACT: Good for him. Does Ron Simmons know?
Tony Atlas' WWE future in doubt with Mark Henry's move to Raw. REACT: That's a shame for Atlas, who I would expect to be released soon.
WWE Diva Rosa Mendes reportedly told to lose weight. REACT: My eyes must be deceiving me.