OK, so I know there's no new episode this week. The somewhat average Crime-Aid episode was just on. To get everyone back in gear and psyched about The Office, here are some nuggets from the Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Scranton newsletter.
Kelly and Creed also have messages on the newsletter, but here's what Dwight and Michael had to say about Christmas ...
by Dwight Schrute
I feel the need to remind all Scranton branch employees that your Christmas vacations have not started yet. In recent days I have noticed many of you hovering around the holiday gift baskets while you're on duty. Personally I don't see the attraction of these overly sweetened fatty "treats." For a quarter of the price Mose can whip up some chocolate truffles so bitter they can make you cry and weave you a basket that can hold water. But that's neither here nor there. If you choose to stuff your face with unhealthy low-grade pastries, do so on your lunch break. Frequent visits to the break room and/or kitchen during work hours will no longer be tolerated. As of last week I have been tallying the company time wasted on these gluttoness activities so they can be deducted from your vacation hours. Kelly will be docked .23 hours. Pam, .28 hours. Kevin will be docked 3.48 hours. Human Resources will be notified.
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by Michael Scott
No pressure, but below is a Christmas wish list of things that I want. Now I know these economic times are here, but if you do get me something it would help the economy, so win win.
Michael Scott's Christmas List:
Wheelies - I can't believe I've been walking when I can be rollin'. Do they make dress shoes with wheels in them?
The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream by Barack Obama - Don't tell me how it ends.
Skinny jeans - Totally hip.
Versace keychain - having this on my ring beside my PT Cruiser key and BevMo membership barcode will no doubtly impress the ladies.
Joe Versus the Volcano on DVD -
A classic!
So now you know how to make this boy's Christmas one to remember. I hope you all enjoy the holly-days, merry Christmas everyone! Happy Kwanza Stanley! Feliz comple anos Oscar!